I don't even know what I'm doing. I'm so sorry. The only thing I can assure you of is the fact that I am aware that the elements I used for my blog title don't actually spell what one might think at first glance. Beware of opinion/rant barfs. D:
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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
-attempts to get some soup out of soup pot-
-knocks soup lip off into soup-
-almost spills all over self-
-tries and fails to fix-
-everyone stares-
-hides 5ever-
Ever wonder what happens if you cry in space?
Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”
When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”
And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard
you tip them right over the edge of a bridge
(Source: villainyandgoodcheekbones)
legend has it theres life outside the internet
How to Eat Chocolate Indefinitely (gif version)
THIS IS NOT SUPPOSED TO WORK HELP
here it is again. FUCK.
(Source: togifs)
anyone else notice the crazy gigantic spider thing that crawls up the mom’s back
shit
AH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SPIDER HOLY SHIT
OH MY GOD. HOLY FUUUCK. WHAT.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
W H Y
guys oh my god that is a frog I am laughing so hard
Family Monoscutidae
Monoscutidae is a genus of harvestmen found in Australia, New Zealand and surrounding islands. There are currently 32 species described that range in size from 3mm to 10mm. One subfamily that stands out is Megalopsalidinae, because the males of this group have enormous chelicerae that almost look like the claws of their crustacean brethren. Monoscutidaen harvestmen also range in color from black and brown and often have bright orange,white and gold highlights.
Phylogeny
Animalia-Arthropoda-Arachnida-Oplilones-Eupnoi-Phalangioidea-Monoscrutidae
*PSA: oplilones (daddy long legs) are not spiders nor are they extremely (or at all) poisonous.
A McAfee security scan just popped up and ran on my computer while I was away apparently.
I never even downloaded McAfee.
I actually even made a point not to have it on my computer because it came automatically with my laptop originally and it wouldn’t run right with it at all for some reason, it was just horrible and made everything impossible, so I just completely wiped it out because it’s a giant pile of crap.
How did it get back D:?
McAfee, what you you done with Avira. You son of a biscuit.
