What do 95% of you mysterious beings want from me.
You’re still here. You must be expecting something for your time. Maybe.
What hopeful future post is keeping you here.
Sometimes I am like “Whoa what if I actually met this person in real life, that would be ridiculously awesome and so exciting, we could like highfive or something.”
And then I remember that if I actually saw any of you just out and about irl for some reason I would probably dive in a bush and hide from you forever because I don’t want to disappoint you and lose a follower oops.
Even though I am like 99% sure none of you know what I look like so jumping in a bush is unnecessary but I feel safely hidden that way huhuhu