I don't even know what I'm doing. I'm so sorry. The only thing I can assure you of is the fact that I am aware that the elements I used for my blog title don't actually spell what one might think at first glance. Beware of opinion/rant barfs. D:

Locations of Site Visitors


What do 95% of you mysterious beings want from me.

You’re still here. You must be expecting something for your time. Maybe.

What hopeful future post is keeping you here.


Sometimes I am like “Whoa what if I actually met this person in real life, that would be ridiculously awesome and so exciting, we could like highfive or something.”

And then I remember that if I actually saw any of you just out and about irl for some reason I would probably dive in a bush and hide from you forever because I don’t want to disappoint you and lose a follower oops.

Even though I am like 99% sure none of you know what I look like so jumping in a bush is unnecessary but I feel safely hidden that way huhuhu


But wait how did I make a list of people to make artsy gifts for and end up listing Brandin as nearly last.