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20. INFJ. Chemistry Major. Easily and often confused. Is aware of the fact that the elements used in blog title don't actually spell what one might think at first glance. <3
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all-four-cheekbones:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Genetically Modified Berry compared to Organic Berry:
Note that the modified specimen is bloated to about 3 times the mass of the common berry. Advanced rot has set in prior to maturity and tests revealed 78% more lactic acid in the modified organism.
Upon contact with the modified berry, the picker’s hands exhibited a rash which is clearly visible on the fingers and should not be mistaken for juice stains acquired during picking. While the common berry, of course, has no ill effects on the skin, the modified organism had an effect similar to poison oak and swelling set in shortly after the photo was taken.  The discoloration and pain lasted approximately 12 hours with treatment including Neosporin and Syrup of Ipecac.
At 16 hours the specimen went missing and could not be monitored for decay rates.  While the common berry remained, the modified berry was spotted the next Tuesday at the corner of Wallace and 12th St. Having grown another meter and a half, the genetically modified berry murdered two prostitutes and became the target of a cross country manhunt. It was last seen on February 20th in Boulder, CO where it has joined with several bananas from the Monsanto corporation and stolen at least two shotguns from the Boulder Police Department.
A manifesto was released online suggesting that the berries intend to strike at our nurseries, killing our young and replacing them with further modified organisms which we will raise as our own. They also intend to “free their enslaved brothers” by treating common fruits and possibly vegetables with mutagens.
The head of the FDA could not be reached for comment as he has gone missing. Only a glass of unidentified red fluid was found in his office, labeled “Extra Pulp”.

#I am so glad I kept reading

all-four-cheekbones:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Genetically Modified Berry compared to Organic Berry:

Note that the modified specimen is bloated to about 3 times the mass of the common berry. Advanced rot has set in prior to maturity and tests revealed 78% more lactic acid in the modified organism.

Upon contact with the modified berry, the picker’s hands exhibited a rash which is clearly visible on the fingers and should not be mistaken for juice stains acquired during picking. While the common berry, of course, has no ill effects on the skin, the modified organism had an effect similar to poison oak and swelling set in shortly after the photo was taken.  The discoloration and pain lasted approximately 12 hours with treatment including Neosporin and Syrup of Ipecac.

At 16 hours the specimen went missing and could not be monitored for decay rates.  While the common berry remained, the modified berry was spotted the next Tuesday at the corner of Wallace and 12th St. Having grown another meter and a half, the genetically modified berry murdered two prostitutes and became the target of a cross country manhunt. It was last seen on February 20th in Boulder, CO where it has joined with several bananas from the Monsanto corporation and stolen at least two shotguns from the Boulder Police Department.

A manifesto was released online suggesting that the berries intend to strike at our nurseries, killing our young and replacing them with further modified organisms which we will raise as our own. They also intend to “free their enslaved brothers” by treating common fruits and possibly vegetables with mutagens.

The head of the FDA could not be reached for comment as he has gone missing. Only a glass of unidentified red fluid was found in his office, labeled “Extra Pulp”.

#I am so glad I kept reading

schysmata:

makubenoaijin:

kazpokemans:

New eevolution confirmed.Dark/Cookie tipe, and its delicious

i can’t even deal

Still fucking cooler than that new light type piece of shit &gt;:-\

schysmata:

makubenoaijin:

kazpokemans:

New eevolution confirmed.

Dark/Cookie tipe, and its delicious

i can’t even deal

Still fucking cooler than that new light type piece of shit >:-\

lulz-time:

There’s not enough swirly asshole to say

how much you weird sun up my life.

Will you take my wave away

until the end of gear?

I wings that you know

that although we may strife,

there’d be a swirly bubble popping in my heart

without you in my green tentacles.

(Source: seth--rogen)

There was an attempt at perspective, and also an attempt at some sketchy rocky cliff things so he wasn&#8217;t clinging to nothingness~
There are some off things I couldn&#8217;t really fix, like that right front leg (or his left) so might tackle that again sometime, or give up and leave as is&#8230; And&#8230; There are other things too, and then some things that are really off I probably haven&#8217;t noticed yet but meh so done with this for now, hah&#8230;

There was an attempt at perspective, and also an attempt at some sketchy rocky cliff things so he wasn’t clinging to nothingness~

There are some off things I couldn’t really fix, like that right front leg (or his left) so might tackle that again sometime, or give up and leave as is… And… There are other things too, and then some things that are really off I probably haven’t noticed yet but meh so done with this for now, hah…

Anonymous asked
The other Anon should get you a bunch of snuggies in every color, not just one so you can layer them like the earths crust red to green...

Lmao but omg no don’t (sort of? :P) side with the other anon, you are contributing to his devious plans and he doesn’t need encouragement D:

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videohall:

2 year old’s basketball trick shot video

i’m about to ruin molecules for you

spooksdale:

every time i look at a diagram of a molecule i can’t not see some underwear and a crotch and some legs than have been chopped off

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ok here do you see it now?

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BUT WAIT it gets worse when you get to more complex molecules like hydrocarbons

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and by worse i mean disturbing

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THIS ISN’T CHEMISTRY ANY MORE THIS IS SILENT HILL

Hannah: My house made a noise....

Hannah: (¬‿¬)

Connor: maybe you should make a noise back

Connor: (¬‿¬)