I don't even know what I'm doing. I'm so sorry. The only thing I can assure you of is the fact that I am aware that the elements I used for my blog title don't actually spell what one might think at first glance. Beware of opinion/rant barfs. D:
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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
every time i look at a diagram of a molecule i can’t not see some underwear and a crotch and some legs than have been chopped off
ok here do you see it now?
BUT WAIT it gets worse when you get to more complex molecules like hydrocarbons
and by worse i mean disturbing
THIS ISN’T CHEMISTRY ANY MORE THIS IS SILENT HILL
if you read this you’re my valentines no take backs
Hannah: My house made a noise....
Hannah: (¬‿¬)
Connor: maybe you should make a noise back
Connor: (¬‿¬)
*wanks seductively*
i meANT WINK
How I feel when trying to compliment someone via an Ask.
How I feel every time I talk to someone new.
This defines my tumblr experience.
this defines my every attempt at socializing
(Source: christgirlproblems)
3 more days to have sex with me I’d get on that if I were you
(Source: tastemygayrainbow)
I want hamburgers.
I give you a hamburger. o_o lol