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Aw man. I was playing DayZ epoch and I bought my first truck, but it wouldn’t unlock for me no matter how hard I tried and then someone just came up and stole it. Oh DayZ, I love you too. Why would you not let me unlock my own vehicle. D: 

But to that buttmunch, have fun with a car you can never lock then tho :P


This is the most beautiful day by Marlon Webb

September 15, 2132

According to a recent study conducted by Harvard University, it is now literally impossible for a student to write an essay pertaining to the themes or symbolism in the popular F. Scott Fitzgerald novel The Great Gatsby without it technically being considered plagiarism.

"I’ve had a number of instances where students would ‘accidentally’ plagiarize another piece of work," says Eugene Smith, an English professor. "Sometimes what they write just happens to be almost identical to what someone else wrote. This was less of a problem earlier in the century, but lately… every essay seems identical to one I’ve already read before."

The study claims that, due to the sheer quantity of papers written on The Great Gatsby, there are “virtually no formations of words pertaining to symbolism and/or theme in The Great Gatsby that have not already been written at least once. Henceforth, any organization of words about the aforementioned novel will, inevitably, bare enough resemblance to at least one, but probably many more, previous writings on the subject, and would therefore technically be considered plagiarism. It’s now linguistically impossible to say anything about The Great Gatsby that has not already been said multiple times, almost verbatim, no matter what.”

One English teacher, who wished to remain anonymous, said that he gave up entering students’ essays into plagiarism detecting programs, as they always showed up multiple results, dating back for decades, even when no conscious plagiarism was performed.

Teachers are currently debating whether to finally remove The Great Gatsby from the curriculum, as there is now “literally nothing left to say about it.”

Symbolism, Theme Essays on The Great Gatsby Literally Impossible To Not Plagiarize, Says Recent Study

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Barium Copper Nitrogen: Because now I’m thinking of people that take sarcasm (or a joke or...



Because now I’m thinking of people that take sarcasm (or a joke or whatever) and left it fly 15 feet above their head, I am going to tell a story of one of Blemy’s many joke attempt fails (I am sorry to everyone that has to put up with them, and I’m also sorry for anyone that reads this because…

WHERE WAS I WHEN THIS HAPPENED? I would have laughed like an idiot. :P

I DON’T KNOW. You were sick or something maybe. I remember Kayla was still on the bus but I didn’t have anyone to talk to really so you were gone from existence that day for some unknown reasons D:!

Sketchydoodle with a little bit of coloring because I can. O:
I&#8217;m playing around with a style to draw this as&#8230; Styling is hard&#8230; I am terribly inconsistent I think oops &gt;_&gt;;

Sketchydoodle with a little bit of coloring because I can. O:

I’m playing around with a style to draw this as… Styling is hard… I am terribly inconsistent I think oops >_>;

I was walking up to the honors house and we have some sort of tree’s blooming on campus with little cute flower petals wilting off and dieing all over everything and it’s really windy and a gust of wind swooshed in and fluttered their little light pink bodies all around me and

I have done it

I have become anime