I don't even know what I'm doing. I'm so sorry. The only thing I can assure you of is the fact that I am aware that the elements I used for my blog title don't actually spell what one might think at first glance. Beware of opinion/rant barfs. D:
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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
granny smith has an apple for a cutie mark
big macintosh has an apple for a cutie mark
applejack has an apple for a cutie mark
apple bloom, in all likelihood, has got those apple bottom genes
Blemy will be the only one to understand this but I searched google for ‘gerkin’ and this came up along with pictures of a bunch of pickles. like what the heck
Omfg I can’t
I bet this isn’t even his final form
Hooves make playing games and all things that require thumbs really hard
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
I JUST PEED MYSELF
IM ALONE IN MY ROOM AND THIS DISTURBS ME
In other news
I pride myself in the fact that I can kick people in the face. Legit, right in the face. I can kick objects up to 6 and a half feet high without losing my balance. HOW ABOUT THAT?!
I neglect talking to you for like three days and whAT HAVE YOU DONE???
Omg LOL
schysmata replied to your post: Is it hot in here or it it just how attractive…
Blemy so kawaii desu
Nyaa~ I make your kokoro go doki doki, daa? omfg
literally all of you fuckers 
rather-feel-pain-than-nothingg:
An x-ray showing a Buzz Lightyear action figure lodged in the anal cavity. The patient explained that it got stuck when it was inserted and a button was accidentally pushed, extending out the wings.
Looks like you got a friend in you.
OH MY GOD. THAT COMMENT. IM DONE.
