I don't even know what I'm doing. I'm so sorry. The only thing I can assure you of is the fact that I am aware that the elements I used for my blog title don't actually spell what one might think at first glance. Beware of opinion/rant barfs. D:
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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
what about alaska
are we then normal canada
canada a bit to the left
What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?
i cried my ass of laughing
WARM CANADA
i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD
“Not-a-single-lady Canada”, I just lost it.
Carry on my
There’ll be peace
Lay your weary
Don’t
Once I rose above the
Just to get a glimpse above
I was
But I
Though my
I still
Though my
I still
I hear the voices when I’m
I can
Carry on my
There’ll be peace when
Lay your weary
Don’t you
Masquerading as a man with
My charade is the event of
And if I claim to be a
,
It surely means
On a stormy sea of moving
Tossed about I’m
I set a course for
But I hear the
Carry on my
There’ll be peace when
Lay your weary head
Don’t you
Original song, Carry On My Wayward Son, and instrumental track both belong to Kansas; I don’t own them.
this is my jam
I LOST MY SHIT AT PUDDING
It’s kind of really sad when you find out friends of yours that you respect very much as being intelligent human beings inform you that they are reading 50 Shades of Grey and that they think is amazing and wonderful and the best thing ever.
I don’t know what to do with you are you okay I’m concerned
So a while back I heard my mom yell “Because 30 plus 10 is 50!” rather loudly from outside my door to someone and then everything went quiet and I never heard anything else and I was so confused because I have no idea what in the world would bring on a sentence like that or if she even knew what she was talking about and it bothers me on a daily basis now because I don’t understand so I thought maybe I’d share I feel like that statement made my whole little world unstable though I can’t even asdfjkl; o_o;
” Omg this tornado is like something from the Wizard of Oz!”
Omg this fork is like something that’s going to go in your eye D:<
asdfjkl;
For anyone confused, I can’t explain it, but I’ve had a WoO reference curse passed on to me and I can’t get rid of it. Help. Everything is WoO related every day out of no where what is this I can’t even -dies-
And then you’re STUCK WITH IT.
FOREVER.
AHHHHHHHH
Someone who knows good horse anatomy tell me how do I help this thing. Lol… Otherwise it gets colored like this. And if it’s bad now, coloring won’t help. D: -flails-
(no stealing though because this took me some time, and that’s like your stealing not only my arts but also my time, and time is important and I don’t have enough to let more people steal any of it away. D:! lol)