I don't even know what I'm doing. I'm so sorry. The only thing I can assure you of is the fact that I am aware that the elements I used for my blog title don't actually spell what one might think at first glance. Beware of opinion/rant barfs. D:
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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
oh god fifty shades of grey is truly as awful as it sounds
this is SO BAD
Oh, please. I can write better porn than this tripe.
Wow. “as he rips through my virginity”
is it weird that the sheer awfulness makes me want more
this is terrible in every conceivable way
this reads like bad guro fanfiction.
It’s worse than I imagined. -shudders- Ugh, I could scrape better writing off the shoe’s of some of my highschool’s freshmen class… Who thought this was a good idea ._. Please tell me that it supposedly being made into a movie and that there are people out their actually vouching for this being something good is a giant JOKE? Please???
(Source: crispycheezefriez)
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Do people really think about “acclimatizing” when they’re fucking?
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the author isn’t a very good writer.
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I normally skim lemons in fanfics…buT THIS IS NOT WORTHY OF EVEN BEING CALLED SMUT.
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Oh hey look I queued this back just before 50 Shades got super popular and I actually know what it was. Weird. I thought...
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