I don't even know what I'm doing. I'm so sorry. The only thing I can assure you of is the fact that I am aware that the elements I used for my blog title don't actually spell what one might think at first glance. Beware of opinion/rant barfs. D:
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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Cleopatra’s Underwater Palace, Egypt
I still don’t get why no one is LOSING THEIR FUCKING SHIT OVER THIS FIND
iT SURVIVED THE EARTHQUAKE THAT LEVELED THE REST OF THE CITY IN 365 A.D.
CLEOPATRA’S FUCKING PALACE
WITH INTACT FUCKING STATUARY
NOT TO MENTION THE REST OF THE FUCKING ENTIRE GODDAMN ISLAND OF ANTIRRHODOS INCLUDING THE ANCIENT PORT OF ALEXANDRIA
AND THEY’RE GONNA BUILD A MOTHERFUCKING UNDERWATER MUSEUM
UNDERWATER. MUSEUM.
can I be a mermaid tour guide there or some shit, you don’t even have to pay me i will just live there forever oh my fucking god
I made a surprise art for a someone but they went to bed so I can’t properly throw it in their loverly face… So in the mean time I thought I’d share o3o
actually the worst acting in the fuckin world
SHE TRIES TO WINK AT THE END AND CLOSES BOTH HER EYES I CANT
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the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
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how are middle schoolers sexually active I wasn’t even socially active
I’m still not socially active
I’m not even active