should i message them again or am i just being really clingy and annoying: a life story by me
when straight people get tired of seeing straight people on TV all the time and white people get tired of seeing white people on TV all the time, that might be a sign that it’s time to change things up a bit
imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious
i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that
" Let sit in microwave for ‘x’ minutes to cool. You don’t want to burn your tongue!"
No. No minutes. I wait for no cool down period. I will food now.
i send you a text labeled nudes and when you open it its a photo of hundreds, maybe thousands, of tiny green lizards on a bed. you assume i was making a joke but miles away the swarm of lizards reassumes their positions in my human suit and walk it out the door. i am coming